The New Mail Carrier

Oh this one is definitely nuts. There's a reason for the mail slot! HELLO??? It's so easy, just STICK THE MAIL IN THE SLOT!!!!

1.) Insert mail in slot

ONE STEP! SEE?

I JUST got done re-taping the door! She leaves the mail ALL THE WAY over in the mailbox! That's 62 Inches away from the door! I had the doctor put a sign on the door that says LEAVE MAIL IN SLOT so this wouldn't happen! How the hell am I supposed to read mail if I can't even reach it? The nerve of some people!

Remember President Cliff Norton? What if they did that too him? What if they left the mail out where HE couldn't reach it? What kind of country would we have then? I mean, what kind of country would people who live in the United States have, because I wouldn't know, I live somewhere else, not in the US. Whatever, you can clearly see my point.

Actually, if I wanted to be more specific I could go on about how it's really 62.4 inches, but I'll leave it at that. I just hope this one catches on.

It's time to clean the calculator. I don't want to be late.