Safe.

I didn't like that place. I like being home. It's safe here. Dr. Jacobs was so odd. Dr. Murdoch too. I think they thought I needed a new doctor, but I don't. Dr. Murdoch needs a doctor. He got really sick in the plane. Dr. Jacobs too. Maybe they don't like flying. Maybe they have allergies. The ginger ale and peanuts were not good to them. I'm so glad to be home.

i had a bad dream

so i drew a picture to get it out of my mind.

Thank God for Grappling tools.

With some string, and paperclips and tape (which I hate to waste) I was able to throw a grapple over to the mailbox (62.4 inches away, not close enough to reach from the door) and fish a letter. I know they're watching me. Damn! I knew I should have unplugged the microwave this weekend!!!! So I have here a letter and an envelope and by the looks of it (which I'm trying not to look at in case they planted a juice tube or skyhook in it) it probably says they're coming for me! Oh god! I knew it! Maybe they work for the government! I think maybe I'm saying too much. Oh, and please check the # again Mary!

Why haven't you called?

Mary, plaese call me! I'm at my leemon's edge here! I just taped my hands ffor the night andq its imposibal to type!

Okay, remember whaat we usedf to do whenm we were kids? #@# *$# $#*(

Please don't foreget!

I swearr theser orbs are bugging me! They justr come out off nowhere!

hey sis

Mary, if you're reading this, PLEASE call me. Also, I need more duct tape, I'm almost out. I forgot your email address so please give it to me again and I'll give you my number in case you forgot it.

The New Mail Carrier

Oh this one is definitely nuts. There's a reason for the mail slot! HELLO??? It's so easy, just STICK THE MAIL IN THE SLOT!!!!

1.) Insert mail in slot

ONE STEP! SEE?

I JUST got done re-taping the door! She leaves the mail ALL THE WAY over in the mailbox! That's 62 Inches away from the door! I had the doctor put a sign on the door that says LEAVE MAIL IN SLOT so this wouldn't happen! How the hell am I supposed to read mail if I can't even reach it? The nerve of some people!

Remember President Cliff Norton? What if they did that too him? What if they left the mail out where HE couldn't reach it? What kind of country would we have then? I mean, what kind of country would people who live in the United States have, because I wouldn't know, I live somewhere else, not in the US. Whatever, you can clearly see my point.

Actually, if I wanted to be more specific I could go on about how it's really 62.4 inches, but I'll leave it at that. I just hope this one catches on.

It's time to clean the calculator. I don't want to be late.

I'm not crazy

I know that they can probably read this, whoever they are. I'm not worried about that part. They think they own the world, reading my thoughts when I sleep. I keep a fresh roll of duct tape on hand just in case I have to tape my hands. Believe you me, I'm sick and tired of taping my hands! Pulling the tape off only makes me irritable. How the hell am I supposed to sleep when they know what I'm thinking?

Don't laugh, they do it to you too.

You'll be lying in bed, half awake or half asleep, then all of the sudden, you can't move. You're scared as hell. You struggle and finally move, and then you don't want to sleep again. It's the worse thing to happen since a hockey bike. That's right I said it.

I've refused to take my meds due to this issue, as it will only give them power. Why should I give them the glory? That's what I say!

Oh God, I just realized my radio was on. Dammit! I gotta be more careful. I can hear them breathing in the static.

I'll write more as soon as I re-tape the floor.